I went outside to do my laundry and, as usual, there were small children playing. One little girl (6-7 years) stopped me to wish me a Happy Veteran’s Day.
Girl: “It’s a happy Veteran’s Day for me because my cousin’s in the Navy.”
Me: “Oh, yeah? What does he do?”
Girl: “He learns how to save people! It’s just like the Army, except they have a swimming pool.”